The New and The Ugly

What's good all my ATL Bois, Men, Gals, Queen's, Drag Queens, Fem Queens, butch queens and the "owe, I ain't gay, I am just here for (whatever excuse your using this week). I miss  yall and been waiting. Chile from the 10,000 hits we got we know yall feinding for more. Got a lot of feed back from last week's blog. Hey what's the problem ATL, yall are so sensitive when the truth is spoken. Lighten up ladies, I promise to keep it censored for now on....(Chile, I wouldn't hold my breathe if I was you!) I hope yall got your stilettos strapped on tight because this update is gonna blow you out of them, ashy ankles and all!

 Usually, It's never much to do or say after a Gay Holiday Weekend "MLK" cause the girls spent broke and have to follow up on their visits to the clinics! But anyway, I went out on Wednesday and Thursday night and snored my way through both nights. Wednesday at Primal has fell off tremendously and Thursdays at Club Boi was boring as hell. Oh those fake ass drink specials gotta go. And it's about as dark as an asshole in there.  Can I at least be able to see whether or not a nigga has sores on his lips before I let him smoke my weed. Honey, you can't see shit in there and your phone don't work either. What if Trey Songz is trying to call me? They need to be paying us to go in there.

  BULL DIKES, CHILE IT WAS WAY TOO COLD TO BE WAITING ON THEM SENIOR CITIZENS, AND I JUST WASN'T UP TO PLAYING WITH NO GRAY HAIRED NUT SACKS! 

I guess the 1st and exciting event that happen was last Friday at Club Rain. It seems like every week somebody new is getting their ass dragged around club and stomped the out. Apparently the Biggest, Baddest, STUD on the scene..got whooped by a sexy ass feminine girl. Bitch, I done seen it all now! Yes, MOODY/ AKA Missy Elliott. WOW, bitch got her ass tore up. Bless her poe heart....... We still love you Moody honey. Cause like a true nigga you know how to take an ass whoppen! (If not, go see Stasha)

Whats the tea with What's Up N ATL Mess & Vita. What exactly is going on with Miss Mario Fat ass?

One minute Vita is open then it's on location, then it's Spot Dating..(it's more irregular than a fish's period)LOL  You know what I think, he should just let it go. The shit is wack as hell anyway. He will never be able to get that feel it use to have at all.....Sorry Mario, your Promoting days are over, cause all your other venues suck, just like you Miss Mam/ and stay off the chat sites, we know its you, put ya real face and stats up WWWHHHOOORRREEE!! Chile he really think he is fooling somebody!

In TRAXX news. It's still painfully obvious that 708 aint open. But baby, let me tell you what was open! "Allegedly",One of the legendary Traxx Owner's was arrested and Jailed on Public Indecency Charges, for being caught with his mouth open in his car (you figure out the rest.) Well let's just hope he was sucking his way into a liquor license so we can finally party at 708. Can I get an Amen!!Poor Traxx, what's next? Yall can't afford anymore failures please. 

AND WHO ARE THESE WANNA BE REALITY SHOW FAGS MAKING THEIR ROUNDS ON THE SCENE? THEY GIVE ME NO LIFE! SO PLEASE SIT DOWN, BEFORE I DESTROY YOU NEXT WEEK! BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A DEAL. STOP LYING TO THESE KIDS!



BREAKING NEWS, THIS JUST IN: This Girl Wins "The Most Accessed Booty Hole of this Quarter

 LOL Easy Bitch!!! Heard it's real good though and a movie is on the way. What a Buzz Kill!!!!!

Meanwhile back at the ranch of Studio 63 on Saturday Night, It was the reunion of the magical ladies with TITTIES & DICKS. They were all in the building "Way To Go 63" LMAO. I saw Reighn Surpreme Stasha, Tempress, OMG The Nortorious REVLON, Miss Monicawas there, and a few more that don't deserve mention. Honey, i don't even know why I mentioned those four. NEXT!

HOT MESS OF THE WEEK

Oh chile there is some real messy shit going on. The Facebook Headlinesof 2011. Now I know yall know this fag

  and I know you know this familiar face to you as well

Mr. Mike Tyson himself. 

Allegedly Jay is in a relationship and his longtime boyfriend recently got locked up. Chile, I heard Jay's boyfriend left him with a house full of riches, $20,000 living room set, flats screens in every room and a

wardrobe that Diddy would be jealous of. Honey here is where the plot gets thick. The boyfriend wasn't gone a month and Jay is wrecking homes and fucking the every boi in Atlanta. However, she done slid up in the wrong one now. He got the whole city after him now tryin to beat his azzz!!!! WITH SWOLE AS THE RING LEADER....Oh this will be the Ass Whhhoooopping Of All Times. Rumor has it, that word got all the back to the jailed boyfriend. The boyfriend got so pissed that he had Jay evicted from the home from jail. ACCESS DENIED!!!! KICKED TO THE CURB!  (You Can't Turn A Hoe To A Housewife) Well all I can say to Jay is RUN FOREST, RUN!!!!!

MY SECRET CRUSH

 Chile I have been keeping a secret from yall.  Yes honey, but I am about to let it out. I am in love! I am so in love with this man I just don't know what to do. Ya'll all know him some of you queens don't like him. But I don't give a fuck and will cut a bitch down to the white meat if I hear them talking bout my baby. Girl, he is fione and it is time he knows that I love him. So here he is:

Yes honey, ROMEO!!! I LOVE YOU BOO, AND I WILL SEE YOU AT 91 TONIGHT BABY. Please don't be kissing up on none of these dirty queens while I am there cause not only will I drag the hoe across the club, I will turn her world upside down in next weeks update. Love you Boo Boo!

Before i forget.. A BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST DJ IN THE WORLD. DJ SCRILLA!

(hey, Ms Pretty... I see you)

AND YES HONEY I WILL BE STOPPING BY THE AFTER HOURS TONIGHT TOO!

See Yall Next week!