The New and The Ugly

What's good all my ATL Bois, Men, Gals, Queen's, Drag Queens, Fem Queens, butch queens and the "owe, I ain't gay, I am just here for (whatever excuse your using this week). I miss  yall and been waiting. Chile from the 10,000 hits we got we know yall feinding for more. Got a lot of feed back from last week's blog. Hey what's the problem ATL, yall are so sensitive when the truth is spoken. Lighten up ladies, I promise to keep it censored for now on....(Chile, I wouldn't hold my breathe if I was you!) I hope yall got your stilettos strapped on tight because this update is gonna blow you out of them, ashy ankles and all!

 Usually, It's never much to do or say after a Gay Holiday Weekend "MLK" cause the girls spent broke and have to follow up on their visits to the clinics! But anyway, I went out on Wednesday and Thursday night and snored my way through both nights. Wednesday at Primal has fell off tremendously and Thursdays at Club Boi was boring as hell. Oh those fake ass drink specials gotta go. And it's about as dark as an asshole in there.  Can I at least be able to see whether or not a nigga has sores on his lips before I let him smoke my weed. Honey, you can't see shit in there and your phone don't work either. What if Trey Songz is trying to call me? They need to be paying us to go in there.

  BULL DIKES, CHILE IT WAS WAY TOO COLD TO BE WAITING ON THEM SENIOR CITIZENS, AND I JUST WASN'T UP TO PLAYING WITH NO GRAY HAIRED NUT SACKS! 

I guess the 1st and exciting event that happen was last Friday at Club Rain. It seems like every week somebody new is getting their ass dragged around club and stomped the out. Apparently the Biggest, Baddest, STUD on the scene..got whooped by a sexy ass feminine girl. Bitch, I done seen it all now! Yes, MOODY/ AKA Missy Elliott. WOW, bitch got her ass tore up. Bless her poe heart....... We still love you Moody honey. Cause like a true nigga you know how to take an ass whoppen! (If not, go see Stasha)

Whats the tea with What's Up N ATL Mess & Vita. What exactly is going on with Miss Mario Fat ass?

One minute Vita is open then it's on location, then it's Spot Dating..(it's more irregular than a fish's period)LOL  You know what I think, he should just let it go. The shit is wack as hell anyway. He will never be able to get that feel it use to have at all.....Sorry Mario, your Promoting days are over, cause all your other venues suck, just like you Miss Mam/ and stay off the chat sites, we know its you, put ya real face and stats up WWWHHHOOORRREEE!! Chile he really think he is fooling somebody!

In TRAXX news. It's still painfully obvious that 708 aint open. But baby, let me tell you what was open! "Allegedly",One of the legendary Traxx Owner's was arrested and Jailed on Public Indecency Charges, for being caught with his mouth open in his car (you figure out the rest.) Well let's just hope he was sucking his way into a liquor license so we can finally party at 708. Can I get an Amen!!Poor Traxx, what's next? Yall can't afford anymore failures please. 

AND WHO ARE THESE WANNA BE REALITY SHOW FAGS MAKING THEIR ROUNDS ON THE SCENE? THEY GIVE ME NO LIFE! SO PLEASE SIT DOWN, BEFORE I DESTROY YOU NEXT WEEK! BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A DEAL. STOP LYING TO THESE KIDS!



BREAKING NEWS, THIS JUST IN: This Girl Wins "The Most Accessed Booty Hole of this Quarter

 LOL Easy Bitch!!! Heard it's real good though and a movie is on the way. What a Buzz Kill!!!!!

Meanwhile back at the ranch of Studio 63 on Saturday Night, It was the reunion of the magical ladies with TITTIES & DICKS. They were all in the building "Way To Go 63" LMAO. I saw Reighn Surpreme Stasha, Tempress, OMG The Nortorious REVLON, Miss Monicawas there, and a few more that don't deserve mention. Honey, i don't even know why I mentioned those four. NEXT!

HOT MESS OF THE WEEK

Oh chile there is some real messy shit going on. The Facebook Headlinesof 2011. Now I know yall know this fag

  and I know you know this familiar face to you as well

Mr. Mike Tyson himself. 

Allegedly Jay is in a relationship and his longtime boyfriend recently got locked up. Chile, I heard Jay's boyfriend left him with a house full of riches, $20,000 living room set, flats screens in every room and a

wardrobe that Diddy would be jealous of. Honey here is where the plot gets thick. The boyfriend wasn't gone a month and Jay is wrecking homes and fucking the every boi in Atlanta. However, she done slid up in the wrong one now. He got the whole city after him now tryin to beat his azzz!!!! WITH SWOLE AS THE RING LEADER....Oh this will be the Ass Whhhoooopping Of All Times. Rumor has it, that word got all the back to the jailed boyfriend. The boyfriend got so pissed that he had Jay evicted from the home from jail. ACCESS DENIED!!!! KICKED TO THE CURB!  (You Can't Turn A Hoe To A Housewife) Well all I can say to Jay is RUN FOREST, RUN!!!!!

MY SECRET CRUSH

 Chile I have been keeping a secret from yall.  Yes honey, but I am about to let it out. I am in love! I am so in love with this man I just don't know what to do. Ya'll all know him some of you queens don't like him. But I don't give a fuck and will cut a bitch down to the white meat if I hear them talking bout my baby. Girl, he is fione and it is time he knows that I love him. So here he is:

Yes honey, ROMEO!!! I LOVE YOU BOO, AND I WILL SEE YOU AT 91 TONIGHT BABY. Please don't be kissing up on none of these dirty queens while I am there cause not only will I drag the hoe across the club, I will turn her world upside down in next weeks update. Love you Boo Boo!

Before i forget.. A BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST DJ IN THE WORLD. DJ SCRILLA!

(hey, Ms Pretty... I see you)

AND YES HONEY I WILL BE STOPPING BY THE AFTER HOURS TONIGHT TOO!

See Yall Next week!

The Update is coming!

Just doing a little fact checking, but honey, this weeks post is going to be a blast. Fuck the tea, chile this is coffee! Also, if you have anything you want to share with us, you can send it to atlantaboi69@gmail.com. Mess, nude pics of some of these trifling bitches on the scene or anything you feel we should know about. Stay tuned for the update because its cuming in the next 24 hours. Honey, you better pray that it aint about you!

MLK WEEKEND

MLK Weekend has came and gone chile it was a mess, mess, mess!
Thursday night I stayed in too much ice and I wasn't trying to die going out to see these Atlanta girls wear all of their stolen clothes. There ain't enough coins in the world.

CLUB RAIN FRIDAY NIGHT

It was crowded, I saw the girls stunted hard to get to ATL for MLK. There were alot of new faces and some of the same ole face (Rooster included) trying to be all that they were not at Rain! I guess I had a good time. I know Reggie and Romeo made alot of coins that night. Which ever lucky boi went home with Reggie I hope he at least got a pair of tennis shoes out of the deal.

BATTLE OF THE AFTER HOURS

Everytime I even look at 700 Marietta Street I start to itch. If that isn't the nastiest, bed bug infested, non toilet flushing, third floor dick sucking mess in Atlanta "inspired by none other than Ginuwine." But they did have a pretty huge crowd this weekend. The legendary Black Ice came back to town this weekend! Platinum had a after hours as well. Although he did deliver on everything he promised: out of town strippers, special performances, and free drinks all night long. it was cold as fuck in there! But, 700 Marietta brought all the girls to the yard, all weekend long!

                                                   

SATURDAY NIGHT: TRAXX STILL RIPPING THE GIRLS OFF

First of all I couldn't believe they were charging $40 to get in, o wait, yes I can it's Traxx. They probably need every dime of it cause 708 still ain't open. HELLO!!!! Speaking of $40, Kerry Hilson didn't even perform because rumor has it they didn't have all of her money. And what kind of HAM was that that Rico Chapelle put together. FAIL!!!!!!!!!! OMG....right after that Stasha Sanchez got DRAGGGGGGGGGED on her face through the whole club, now that was a show! Tables flying, wigs being tossed, it was the best part of the night.  And could you believe Stasha still showed up at the after hours, FACE SWOLLEN AND ALL, Stasha took a lickin and kept on ticking, I aint mad at you girl!

    SUNDAY NIGHT: TRANNIES GONE WILD AT THE CHAPARRAL & DICKS ON THE LOOSE AT WET IN ATL

The Chap had a line spilling out the door as usual. The kids just can't get enough of that place. But the girls were in there going wild honey. Apparently, one girl pulled a blade on my girl Mona. Chile Mona hit that girl so hard the blade flew out the other girls hand and Mona commenced to giving that girl the ass whooping of lifetime. Security had to scrape ole girl off the floor. Mona was spotted later that evening still partying like a rockstar and looking like a million dollars. Bet you these girls now know not to fuck with Mona Mayweather cause she will knock a bitch out honey!

Over at Wet in Atl, it was boys, boys, and more boys! The dollars was flying, the dicks was swanging, and the booty's were popping. It was just a fiesta of man meat over there. I enjoyed every minute of it. If i had to pick a stand out of the night it would have to be Vishus.

Lord,the things I could do to that man. He was just all over the place putting on a show like he was the only dancer there. Not that the other dancers didn't do well because they did, but Vishus was Vicious! Super star celebrity Derek J. was in the house as well. Hey Derek!

MONDAY NIGHT: AT THE JUNGLE

The Jungle was a jungle! I swear if they would of let one more person in there the walls would of fell down. It was that crowded! That Quinton "Que" the chef, if you haven't had his food then you haven't really eaten. I would come to the Jungle just to eat his food even if there was no show. Sophia and Dominique acted a fool at the Monday night show. but I loved every minute of it. It was surely a night to remember.

WEEKEND RUMORS

Word on the street was there was some really bad powder floating around this weekend and all the kids noses was on fiyah (yall need to stop doing that shit anyway). Word also had it that the infamous Davincii was arrested on DWI charges Thursday night and that's why he wasn't seen until Sunday night. That must of been a mistake, everybody knows Davincii don't drink (ok, let me stop being messy). Anyway, glad to see that your free again Davincii. What would the ATL nightlife be without you.

All in all, MLK weekend 2011 was a hot mess as usual. But that's the way we like it in ATL. I would like to apologize for not making it to the legendary ball on Sunday night, I heard it was off the chain. Stay tuned because Atlanta Boi 411 will always bring you the Raw and Juicy on the real ATL Nightlife. We are also looking for secret spies to become part of the team because we can't be everywhere at once. So we need a few good bois for the team. Stay tuned for next week's update.