Wednesday, February 23, 2011

UPDATE TIME!!

 
I am back! Hope you girls had a good week of boosting, turning tricks, walking home from the clubs and being messy! Girl, I must admit, this city is boring as hell! Where did all the excitement go? It's all yall fault too bitches! Yall put up with these same tired parties week after week. Yall don't demand nothing new, yall just take what ever they give yall. Well honey, we bout to change all of that! I may be messy at times baby, but truthfully I started this blog for you/us! Baby we need some new air in ATL nightlife! Starting next week I will have a weekly post of the different events that are going on that we are more than welcome to go to baby. Feel free to email me a flyer if you are having an event as well. I will post it. I am also open for suggestions. Girl, we need to make this city come alive again. This is supposed to be the city of fun, nightlife and tourists Speaking of tourist, as a tourist you must visit this cruise spot at least 6 or 9 times while you in the gay meca of the USA....lol hey 1st tell me if you have ever visited this wonderful place?
 Come on now ladies, lets see who have visited there before. Well Atlanta Boi has made this one of our most recorded attractions for the last few weeks, so don't be surprised if you were there, WE WERE TOO BITCH!!! May post a few picS we took later but lets see how it goes. Hondy, You never know, you may know me...ha ha or maybe I know you....either way......wait till next week!

Brawl Alert at Primal

 
Listen girlz, I ran into Ms Dominique as well at club Primal, lookin a mess as usual, but we love your DRUNK ASS, girl. Honey, I was at the bar acting all cute trying to impress this trade and what did I end up seeing. Girl when I tell you, some TRADE PIECE that got his ASS BEAT By this late ass QUEEN
 
Girl when I tell you Ms Dominique almost got popped in her face right in between some shit she know she way too ancient for..Well I see she still around, DOING NOTHING.....movin on
 
While on the subject of Cordell AKA RudeBoi Chanel, Yall have to STOP II SAY, I MEAN STOP IT!!!! This girl has been TOPPING ALL THE GIRLS and the kids wanna be mad a him, then turn around and take the dick on a RAIN CHECK...WHAT A MESS, I ain't mad at ya Ms. Cordell....Wait a min, don't she have a video out too, GETTING FUCKED OUT BY SOME NIGGA....I'M SURE OF IT!!!!! I know somebody out there got that video...honey send it o me, cause I wanna see it.
I won't post it I swear.....(my finger's are crossed) :0)  HaHa HA Hey lets keep it moving Chile....

Back to Atlanta They Come!!!


Baby, the mess just never stops....Yall remember my post over a week ago about the GREATS, and where did they go, lol remember that? GUURRRLLLLL MS MAXINE BLUE/ I asked and you kids answered. Well I wanted to know how she been, where the Ugly Bitch go, and what she up to? well my sources tell me(ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YALL) Well I guess I would hide my face too if I were Maxine(take that how you want) but I know yall know this woman right here.....
YES YOOU GUESSED RIGHT, MS REDD FOXX....You know what honey, I ain't even bout
to get on her, she is a cover story alone so we get at you later Red. Until then keep digging up in these girlz with that fat 10 inch. Who can be mad at that....lol
 But girl, Ms Maxine done moved to DC to roommate wit Ms Redd Foxx....oh no get this yall, well I know the girlz really been putting their couch to sleep on...(BACK TO ATLANTA THEY COME) LOL girl miss thing, NO MAM!!!! Ms Maxine now you know you too dam OLD. What is she like 86 now.....WOW Well Foxx I'll let you stay over about a day or two till that pretty piece expire...3 days top(I MAN TOPS) When we all kow dat puss runs very deep! Much love to yall and I hope yall the best.....JUST DON'T COME BACK TRYING TO PROMOTE, YOU SUCK AT IT!!!!!!! moving on

Name That Ass!!!!!!

Honey this week we put a little different spin on things. We want you to name this ass:
A) Bobby The Bartender
B) Face
C)Romeo

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Party of the Week

Last week I kept getting hit up about going to the new club "Detours" I didn't make it but I heard it was hot. Dancers, champagne flowing, and I heard the dj was hot too. Honey, I will surely be there this week. And I will surely give yall the 411. Lord knows I need something new to go, cause all this other Thursday night shit is tired baby!

Valentines Day Snoozerzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Listen girls....if you weren't out Valentines day weekend partying then you really didn't miss anything. I snoozed my way through the whole weekend honey. Boring city. and no " i didn't get a chance to corner Mr. Rockstar to confirm what he is working with. But i will get him soon chile! The one thing I can say is, Davincii and the Dutch Boy Party had the most potential. Video screens, food, endless liquor but baby, that DJ sucked so fucking bad I was ready to get my ipod out honey. Note to Dutch Boys: NEXT PARTY....PLEASE GET A BETTER DJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer to: Name that Dick Week 1

Drum roll please......................................................

Chile and the proud owner of that big ole peice of meat is none other than Q. So honey, next time you walk up them steps at 700 Marietta street and you go to pay Q that $10 to get in. Give him an extra $1 tip for lugging around all that between his legs. Baby, I would have never known. But they do say big things come in small packages. I ain't mad at you Q, you can make some serious money down by the underground honey!

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Hacker Alert!!!!!


Gurrrrrrrl.........somebody done tried to hack into the site. The site was down for 8 hours, but we back baby! Honey, we must of really pissed somebody off. Well I have a special message for you miss hacker. You can try all you want bitch! I will just start another one, and another one. You can't stop me bitch! Oh, and I know who you are, and just for you trying me, watch what I do next. Your fucking with the wrong bitch honey!

Thursday, February 10, 2011

I AM BACK DAMMIT!!

Chile...i am back! Hey, to all you bitches and wanna be fishes, I missed yall! Yes honey, the people have spoken and they want more. Thank you for all of your emails, pics, compliments and honey can't forget about the hate. Haters, yall are the reason I do this. But baby, I am proud to report this week so far, nobody got draggggged through the club that I know of. Honey, I am so proud of yall that yall wasn't out there acting like animals last week. But Valentines day is coming, so you know is gonna be some eye liner flying, and the girls will be back to scratching each other's eyes out. It's gonna be crazy chile!

In other news, I went by 700 Marietta street last night and it was closed. Has it been condemned? lol...let this week's mess begin baby!

Who Does This Belong Too?

Chile.. yall asked for nekkidness in the pole we took...so let the games begin honey! But I am not gonna make it that easy for you. Honey, we gonna call this one, "Name That Dick". You hoes slept around enough and should be able to identify it at first glance. "Name This Dick"
is it:
      A) Reggie
      B) Scrilla
      C) Mario
      D) Q
      E) MC Kidd

Leave your answer in the comment section. Next week we will let you know who it is..

Battle of the Valentines Day Parties

Honey, the Battle for the best Valentines day party Saturday night is about to begin. First we have the legendary Mark Anthony's party. (sorry boo, i didnt get a flyer).

Then we have them Rock Star Production boys who always do it big!
 Speaking of Rockstars...Girl, word on the street is that Juju Rockstar got a big ole swole monster behind that zipper of his. Can anybody confirm that? Juju send me a picture honey, I promise I won't post it. Oh and Happy Birthday Juju baby!
And last but not least we got Davincii and the Dutch Boys having a FREE house party. Honey, free is right up my alley cause I spent all my coins on a v-day present for my boo. But, baby who the hell is that cute as boi on that flyer and will he be there?

Chile here is what I am gonna do. I am gonna go pay respect to Mark Anthony, then run by Rockstars at 595 amd take a peak behind Juju's zipper and then go to the Dutch Boy Party and find that cute ass boi on the flyer. Sounds like a plan BABY!!!!

White Powdery Mess!

Gurrrrrrrrrl, what the fuck is this? Miss Dupree, I mean Powder
Chile we gotta vote on this one! What yall think:
1. MESS
2. SUPER MESS
3. AN ANDROID MESS
4. GURL PLEASE GET A GRIP MESS

Blast From The Past

Hey what ever happen to this GGGGUUUURRRRRLLLLL????
Poe Miss Maxi PAD, done fell off the face of the earth....
I guess he either gave up or just stop tryin to be a promoter. The bitch gets every venue stole from her,
including the Legandary Chapparrell. I know i would be over it if i see some shit i stated packed out weekly and I cant collect a dime for it. Whats up out there ATLANTA BOI!!! Can anybody tell me where this DRAGON Went...
Oh wait a minute...didn't she have that wac ass side kick as a partner.....Um whats that mans name?
Msssssssssss. Dominique Rashad (I Mean Miss Pay For Da Dick) oh i mean (Mr. Bad Co-Host) LOL...
MISS DRAGGGGGG Me To Hell HERSELF!!!!!
LOLOh yeah she still Gigging I guess wit the Star of The Centry/


Oh I forgot aboutMs. Sophia....She back hosting gay Shows/ She didnt quitecut after being FIRED from V10333333333333333333333333333333!!!!!!!!
Let me stop talkin bout that man...A Bitch Is Funny Though...
Chile, but i must give credit where credit is due, these Dragons give ATL nightlife a little bit of life because this shit is boring as hell. So a round of applause to you ladies!