MLK WEEKEND

MLK Weekend has came and gone chile it was a mess, mess, mess!
Thursday night I stayed in too much ice and I wasn't trying to die going out to see these Atlanta girls wear all of their stolen clothes. There ain't enough coins in the world.

CLUB RAIN FRIDAY NIGHT

It was crowded, I saw the girls stunted hard to get to ATL for MLK. There were alot of new faces and some of the same ole face (Rooster included) trying to be all that they were not at Rain! I guess I had a good time. I know Reggie and Romeo made alot of coins that night. Which ever lucky boi went home with Reggie I hope he at least got a pair of tennis shoes out of the deal.

BATTLE OF THE AFTER HOURS

Everytime I even look at 700 Marietta Street I start to itch. If that isn't the nastiest, bed bug infested, non toilet flushing, third floor dick sucking mess in Atlanta "inspired by none other than Ginuwine." But they did have a pretty huge crowd this weekend. The legendary Black Ice came back to town this weekend! Platinum had a after hours as well. Although he did deliver on everything he promised: out of town strippers, special performances, and free drinks all night long. it was cold as fuck in there! But, 700 Marietta brought all the girls to the yard, all weekend long!

                                                   

SATURDAY NIGHT: TRAXX STILL RIPPING THE GIRLS OFF

First of all I couldn't believe they were charging $40 to get in, o wait, yes I can it's Traxx. They probably need every dime of it cause 708 still ain't open. HELLO!!!! Speaking of $40, Kerry Hilson didn't even perform because rumor has it they didn't have all of her money. And what kind of HAM was that that Rico Chapelle put together. FAIL!!!!!!!!!! OMG....right after that Stasha Sanchez got DRAGGGGGGGGGED on her face through the whole club, now that was a show! Tables flying, wigs being tossed, it was the best part of the night.  And could you believe Stasha still showed up at the after hours, FACE SWOLLEN AND ALL, Stasha took a lickin and kept on ticking, I aint mad at you girl!

    SUNDAY NIGHT: TRANNIES GONE WILD AT THE CHAPARRAL & DICKS ON THE LOOSE AT WET IN ATL

The Chap had a line spilling out the door as usual. The kids just can't get enough of that place. But the girls were in there going wild honey. Apparently, one girl pulled a blade on my girl Mona. Chile Mona hit that girl so hard the blade flew out the other girls hand and Mona commenced to giving that girl the ass whooping of lifetime. Security had to scrape ole girl off the floor. Mona was spotted later that evening still partying like a rockstar and looking like a million dollars. Bet you these girls now know not to fuck with Mona Mayweather cause she will knock a bitch out honey!

Over at Wet in Atl, it was boys, boys, and more boys! The dollars was flying, the dicks was swanging, and the booty's were popping. It was just a fiesta of man meat over there. I enjoyed every minute of it. If i had to pick a stand out of the night it would have to be Vishus.

Lord,the things I could do to that man. He was just all over the place putting on a show like he was the only dancer there. Not that the other dancers didn't do well because they did, but Vishus was Vicious! Super star celebrity Derek J. was in the house as well. Hey Derek!

MONDAY NIGHT: AT THE JUNGLE

The Jungle was a jungle! I swear if they would of let one more person in there the walls would of fell down. It was that crowded! That Quinton "Que" the chef, if you haven't had his food then you haven't really eaten. I would come to the Jungle just to eat his food even if there was no show. Sophia and Dominique acted a fool at the Monday night show. but I loved every minute of it. It was surely a night to remember.

WEEKEND RUMORS

Word on the street was there was some really bad powder floating around this weekend and all the kids noses was on fiyah (yall need to stop doing that shit anyway). Word also had it that the infamous Davincii was arrested on DWI charges Thursday night and that's why he wasn't seen until Sunday night. That must of been a mistake, everybody knows Davincii don't drink (ok, let me stop being messy). Anyway, glad to see that your free again Davincii. What would the ATL nightlife be without you.

All in all, MLK weekend 2011 was a hot mess as usual. But that's the way we like it in ATL. I would like to apologize for not making it to the legendary ball on Sunday night, I heard it was off the chain. Stay tuned because Atlanta Boi 411 will always bring you the Raw and Juicy on the real ATL Nightlife. We are also looking for secret spies to become part of the team because we can't be everywhere at once. So we need a few good bois for the team. Stay tuned for next week's update.